Fansigning excerpts, grease(park kyung) special

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[FAN] Hello oppa~

[KYUNG] Hi~ *starts signing* Your name?

[FAN] ☆★!

[KYUNG] ☆★? *leans forward, face closing in*

[FAN] Yup my name’s ☆★!! *surprised but doesn’t move away*

[KYUNG] Ahh your name’s ☆★? *inches his face even closer to hers*

[FAN] *draws even nearer, not to be outdone by Kyung* Yeah!! ☆★!!

[KYUNG] ㅋㅋㅋㅋ *writes her name and lets go of his pen*

[FAN] Hul oppa draw a heart please

[KYUNG] *seriously* I don’t want to?

[FAN] *even more seriously* Ah oppa

Fan then bursts out laughing and Kyung stares at her, picks up his pen, then starts to draw a tiny heart.

[FAN] *realizes he’s drawing a heart* Wowowowowowowow oppa’s jjang. Oppa’s the best wooooow~ *makes a fuss* ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 [KYUNG] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ*gets excited, draws more hearts for her…..*

Credits: 효스미@bestiz

I realized that Kyung gets more excited and generous when you praise him… so for your sake please do that when you meet him (personally tested, it works). And whatever grease he tries to pull don’t get flustered. Two can play that game. n_n

[FAN] Hello Kyung~

[KYUNG] Your name is?

[FAN] ☆★ nuna!

[KYUNG] Ah, ☆★?? *takes out the nuna and says only her name (this makes it seem like he’s trying to get close w/ her by calling her as an equal)*

[FAN] Nuna nuna!!!!! 

[KYUNG] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ *writes nuna after her name*

[FAN] Draw me a heart, a heart

Kyung draws a heart but it looks like a butt

[FAN] Draw me a heart, a heart!!!

[KYUNG] This is a heart right here!! *is speaking to her in banmal*

[FAN] How is this a heart, that’s a butt?!

[KYUNG] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Fine 

He finally draws a heart correctly

The first few… is that Infinite’s logo?? And a butt??

He only draws it right after she told him to.

Credits: 돈많고예쁜누나@bestiz

Kyung was signing for a nuna fan and she was gaping at him because he looked so handsome.

[FAN] So handsome… you’re the most handsome one ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[KYUNG] Do you know why I’m handsome?

[FAN] Hmm? Why is it?

He leaned in and whispered to her

[KYUNG] I’ve make up on that’s why I look good ^0^

She laughed at him

During the next fansigning

[FAN] Kyungah~

[KYUNG] Oh hello~ You came again~

[FAN] Yeah… you don’t know how many days I suffered after you whispered to me ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[KYUNG] Your name?

[FAN] ☆★ 

[KYUNG] ☆★ie? *speaks in banmal as if he’s the oppa, making nuna fan’s heart flutter*

[FAN] Yeah~

[KYUNG] *whispers* I’ll whisper into your ear again 

[FAN] *screams* (there’s an audio for this, she really does scream lmao ;;;;)

[KYUNG] Hahahahaha!

[FAN] Thank you! ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ